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Cake Demotivational Poster

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.

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Rating: 3.93/5

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sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol

CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke

MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.

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Rating: 4.79/5

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Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:33 pm
Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.
Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm
Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am
Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am
I detest peanut butter... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am
But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am
I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.
rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am
Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their butts!
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:23 am
Dude, how do you introduce someone that you admit was here first? It's all good, brother. What the audience may not know is that you are now a conservative. I'd like to think I may have contributed to that, but I doubt it. You just woke up.
Greeny - August 3, 2012, 4:51 pm
umm... was Space talkin' about the cake?
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks for the intro Moo(?) and hellooooo WTFO.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:57 am
Sorry!!!! EXTREME lag time this morning and the puter is sorta slow too.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut butter cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut butter cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut butter cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 11:43 am
Nice that you and WTFO get along now...just don't feed him chocolate ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 3:44 am
Oh, FFS...who left the back door open?.Ladies and gentlemen! this here right wing lunatic is WTFO. he was the reason I joined Motifake...I just hated him SO much. But we got past it, And now we're such good pals he's agreed to vote for Obama...XD yukno.
WTFO - August 3, 2012, 2:22 am
Now peanut butter is a different story there isn't it, my friend. ;) ha ha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:19 am
I would never feed another dog chocolate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:18 am
It's not me, I've been against the chocolate the whole time. But he's Mrs.Moooo's dog and she and her brother have been feeding him chocolate for 18 years. Caramilk, chocolate chips,assorted easter chocolates, bakers chocolate...etc, he seems to be immune
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 1:43 am
Your dog is not special mooo+ just lucky. Certain types of chocolate are toxic and fatal to dogs. Not to be preachy but as a friend, I think you are playing russian roulette if you are truly allowing your dog to eat chocolate. Trust me, my moo friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:21 am
Some dogs are special...My dog eats chocolate all the time. But Space would be dead...He's not special. He pees on the floor, he escapes from the yard and he keeps rubbing his ass on the carpet. We're "sending him to a farm".. The kids will be devastated.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:20 am
Space you dawg. You know chocolate is like poison to you and your kind! That is what you meant right? ;)
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:47 pm
Heehee, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. ;)

CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.

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Rating: 2.25/5

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HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now

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Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(

THE FRESHMAN FIFTEEN - Freshmen: Get'em before they get fat.

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Rating: 1.93/5

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Eltarian - August 11, 2012, 4:38 am
Krispy Kreme Donuts + Freshmen = One good hole deserves another
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Congratulations to the worst Motifake ever made. You deserve it!

ATOMIC CAKE - Who said they couldn’t have a laugh in 1946 …

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Rating: 4.71/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:35 pm
If you didn't think Nuclear War could be funny, you've clearly never seen Dr. Strangelove.
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:11 am
5L, this proves it, everything can be funny.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:56 am
Derek - November 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
Bikini? Any less and she'd be wearing nothing atoll.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bob Hope: "As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell." 5 Bikinis

BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake

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Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol

CAKE ROLL - best birthday ever

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Rating: 4.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:48 pm
I love it, the Cake Roll.
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:42 am
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

MY SESAME CAKE - Stop Eating It

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Rating: 2.12/5
huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
but its sooo good


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Rating: 2.43/5

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Cloudchaser - March 20, 2011, 11:12 am
Not just a bacon cupcake, a bacon *and* chocolate cupcake!

DEAR AUSTRALIA - then why do you have a picture of it happening. now are you going to tell us that cake is a lie too?

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Rating: 4.28/5

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NinjaWithCHeese - November 7, 2011, 9:12 am
thats true, in australia we ride emus

REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine

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Rating: 1.67/5

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DIGITAL SLR CAKE - Now you can have your camera and eat it too

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Rating: 4.12/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 3:53 am
It says Nikon, but it could be a confectionery knock off...
ceesixtyfour - August 24, 2011, 11:29 pm
lmao @ Merlyn
MerlynLeRoy - August 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
The cake is a Leica?

TIM CURRY - Ate more little boys as Frank-N-Furter.

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Rating: 2.39/5

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Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 12:39 pm
PENNYWISE: Tim Curry's best perfomance, but way more scarier in the book.

NIRVANA - He's almost reached it.

THE PERIODIC TABLE OF... - nom nom nom nom nom!

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Rating: 3.92/5

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sickartist - December 3, 2009, 8:01 pm
nerd girl AND cupcakes? Got to give 5L
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
The gaseous elements are made from bran. 5L for this...nom nom nom...

ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out

THE CAKE IS A LIE! - 'Nuff said.

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Rating: 1.87/5

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21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.

PANCAKES VS. WAFFLES - Doesn't matter who won, I ate both

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Rating: 2.56/5

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HEADCAKE!!! - I know you like cake, but try not to eat it face-first.

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Rating: 2.93/5

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knowitall - October 30, 2009, 3:59 pm
lol is that Agent Gibbs from NCIS?
Phoenixangelgal - October 29, 2009, 10:48 pm
So what do you guys think? Sorry about the little video arrow thing. I kinda screenshot this one from a video website.
gift - October 29, 2009, 2:40 am
please send me your E_maill address, i will send you my picture.
Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 2:00 am
Nah, that's cool. It's just a reflex action. ;)
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
is it sad i tried to press the video arrow?

THE CAKE - Not a lie.

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Rating: 1.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 1:13 am
I wish it had been a lie.
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
realogic - January 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
To make the answer finally know. They are a band called "Cake" from Sacramento, California. It's amazing how easy it was to look up >.>...
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:37 am
Did they get left out in the rain?
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:15 pm
Help me, what is this, some sort of band Spam??


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Rating: 4.76/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 20, 2011, 8:31 pm
For the love of God, and all that is Holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!!! Yay!

GERMAN IMPORTS - I'd like a ride in some more than others

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Rating: 2.79/5

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pro - January 1, 2009, 2:25 pm
Bitte, Reiny-boy! If you have nichts funny, witzig or clever to say, it's besser to say nichts at all. Danke!
Reinhardt - January 1, 2009, 1:05 pm
Deutsche Frauen und Auto....Sie sehen sehr gut aus....

THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!


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Rating: 4.79/5

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Rating: 3.6/5

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regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:39 am
:-D Funny!

PETER PIPER - Picked a peck of pecker peppers.

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Rating: 3.05/5

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aPauling - September 9, 2008, 10:55 am
Erik the Viking - September 9, 2008, 3:54 am
Usually I hate tunnels, but this is a damn good'n!


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Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - August 26, 2011, 9:01 pm
Is that Carny talk for "Free Candy" cuz' I don't care. This guy looks legit!
Sean - August 26, 2011, 9:00 pm
Didn't we all?
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 8:40 pm
err, meant to have an 'anything' in there
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 7:39 pm
I've 5aid it before and I'll 5ay it again, i5 there you guy5 won't deep fry?

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - They often have many tastes. I like them best with vanilla frosting!

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Rating: 3.52/5

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BuZZbomb - October 22, 2009, 3:54 pm
Thanks for the compliment, Ag!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
110% awesome, Buzz!

ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds

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Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!

BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity

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Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.

CHEER UP BUDDY - At least you've got a great persona...no But at least all the girls want yo....no Screw it be a pouty little bitch i tried

ULTIMATE FAIL CAKE - It fails at failing

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Rating: 3.59/5

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BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 11:08 am
Maybe they meant to say Fial. Maybe it's foreign for something. Maybe I killed the joke with questions. Maybe.

THE CAKE - ...is a lie


HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time

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Rating: 2.82/5

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Atomic_Flame - April 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Sadisticly funny (if there's such a word).
Sean - November 3, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is hilarious. So sit back and enjoy wave after wave of under-appreciation as each rolls in from way offshore. But I'm not bitter. Thanks for the laugh. Bye.

MUSTACHE CUPCAKES - For that special lady with the most sophisticated of tastes

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Rating: 2/5

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Your Welcome -

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Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - August 9, 2014, 12:54 pm
Your welcome, my welcome, his/her welcome!

MMMM... - Plasticky

PEANUT BUTTER CUP CAKE - You're NOT dead...but you are in HEAVEN! I will kill each of you for a taste

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Rating: 3.09/5

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CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:59 pm
2L, sorry cubby but i dont find this funny. but im sure many people will vote this up out of respect

NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima

JESUS CAKES - I grind up Jesus and put him in my cakes when I bake them, so that the cakes will rise.

COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood

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Rating: 4.64/5

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BIRTHDAY - Best Surprise

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

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Rating: 2.76/5

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Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:00 am
Look on the bright side, some of their women are hot if you ignore the extra hair.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Now turn around.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Peta is a worthless cause and waste of time and money
HtD - March 28, 2009, 7:11 pm
Where are the pancakes?


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Rating: 3.48/5

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TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:09 pm
..want ..pancakes.. XP~~~
The Goat - October 1, 2009, 12:10 am
I dunno - if we can somehow get Ms. Hayek from that other poster in here that'd be about perfect!
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:19 pm
I love this RON. I was thinking about "syrup cubicles" but "syrup traps" is tighter.

THE SPACE BAR - Like a vagina, it's OK to touch after the period.

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Rating: 2.97/5
GoForthAndDie - October 1, 2008, 1:24 am
This is the first grammar-Nazi-related item on this site worth seeing. And Mr. Hawking does indeed rule.


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Rating: 2.86/5

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Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?

BIRTHDAYS - Beat the alternative. Sight starts to go, though. Still, I guess I'm grateful she thinks I'm gold and have a swell penis.

FACE IN CAKE - Wait for my signal... wait.. 3...2...1...

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Rating: 2.56/5

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Rating: 2.52/5

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faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 4:22 am
me too bro. me too
barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:36 pm
Damnit, now I want pancakes!
steven - September 14, 2008, 9:59 pm
God - September 7, 2008, 1:43 am
This poster and the 4chan poster just made my day so much better. LOL.
killa621 - September 7, 2008, 1:24 am
damm this is mad mean

THE CAKE - It's a Lie

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Rating: 2.22/5

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Claire - March 16, 2011, 3:39 pm
Did you stop to notice the date on the comment you're replying to? And the poster?
Sintegypsy - March 16, 2011, 1:56 pm
Did you stop to notice the hands? I'm pretty sure they're dolls...
Silvermist - April 5, 2009, 12:51 pm
The wigs would have been fine but the masks are really creepy, so unless they are hideously deformed or men under there... well you get the point..


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Rating: 1.67/5

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spacedog - November 19, 2010, 5:55 pm
Very nice poster James, 5L. Just don't eat the facial hair. It'll give you the Trotsky-ites. You'll be Russian to the bathroom.
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
....and he'll flow a river of good motifakes forth unto thee... 5L

THE TRUTH - Even when you think it's real, the cake is a lie.

GUINNESS STOUT CUPCAKE - Because even the Mods need a snack every now and then.

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Rating: 3.1/5

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MANHOOD - For some it comes with free cake, For others, it should come with a vasectomy

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Rating: 2.95/5

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THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking

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Rating: 2.92/5

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:29 pm
..... you want the monkey aPauling ... right? ... I'm sure he can take it up the ass.
Cubbybear - September 28, 2008, 6:54 pm
This is great

PSYCHOLOGY - Being insane isn't all bad. Even if your acting is.

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Rating: 2.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 18, 2010, 9:55 am
lol, I got lazy and didn't want to type up every female Motifakers name. :)
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:49 am
Who is the 'co' in amina & co??? I have to know who all is included

CUPCAKES - ...are sometimes more important.

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Rating: 2.43/5

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Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 3:57 pm
This was done in January by Cubby. I wasn't a big fan of his and not a fan of this one either. Nothing against you, it just doesn't hit the funny bone for me.
enjoimark - March 11, 2010, 3:23 pm
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
1L, done recently and not any better than cubbies.

CAPTAIN AMERICA - Was sticking it to Ash & Duke Nukem's grandmothers in 1941. Ash said it in Army of Darkness in 1992. Duke Nukem 3D came out in 1996.

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Rating: 2.28/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Now, thats Epic!
Roamer - August 21, 2008, 2:07 pm
*applauds wildly* encore encore, moar of teh Capn'
aPauing - August 21, 2008, 1:16 pm
Now STFU and post some NSFW!

THE CAKE - It may look real, but it's actually a lie.

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Rating: 2.05/5
Koradan - December 15, 2009, 4:08 pm
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead.
I - June 2, 2008, 11:34 pm
*tear* That was the first video game I played, and with some help from my bf and his best friend I got the cake.
Freddy - April 27, 2008, 10:18 am
Awesome...too bad we destroyed a super cool computer when there was cake all along...stupid mind numbing portal game...lol



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Rating: 4.18/5

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corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 8:59 am
that just sounds utterly painfull
thatonechick - August 5, 2010, 10:33 am
Oh mah gawd! Ow....


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Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol

REVENGE - The Don says its best served with the coffee and brandy.

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Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 8:58 am
nice revenge day poster. 5L

THANKS UNCLE CUBBY - don't worry about next year I'll make my own cake

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Rating: 3.56/5

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VEGANS - If they could see the abuse I'm giving my meat right now...

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Rating: 3.12/5

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booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:58 am
[ctd]thank god these girls are models , so they will eat some sausage after the day is done =] or the other yummy treat =]
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:57 am
to hammer the point home , has anyone ever met a VEGAN stripper or a VEGAN Porn Star...(hears silence in the room) no self respecting hotty would become a vegan because it messes up how they SHAG
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
KN - November 30, 2008, 2:31 am
Yea, duh vegetarians taste better. That's why I eat cows and chickens!
GoForthAndDie - November 2, 2008, 11:36 pm
I wonder if they'd like their salads tossed...
God - September 12, 2008, 12:22 am
I'd do both of them.

PICS - Or it never happened

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Rating: 2.88/5

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QCSabotage - May 25, 2009, 7:22 am
Why yes. I did notice that. For like 5 minutes.
me - March 24, 2009, 2:23 am
Anybody notice the girl with her ass sticking out in the bottom left?
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:15 am
Uhm, you took a picture, or posed for a picture of yourself not looking at the "action" ... hmmm ...
lala suck a dick a lot - September 7, 2008, 7:55 pm
that lucky mother fucker, i know him, son of a bitch he said he would take my camera to a god damn lesbo fest unless he took me.

CUBBYBEAR - Has a posse

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Rating: 2.84/5

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GoliahteTank - December 17, 2008, 2:21 am
No, that ain't his posse, that's his groupies.
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:28 am
No... the gals thing you were thinking of only rhymes with posse.
RON - September 25, 2008, 7:50 pm
JEZ...all men...thought posse was gals.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2008, 7:10 pm
Yo! You da bomb!


CAKE OR DEATH? - Thank you for flying church of England

STEAK-CAKE - perfect with Peas-Muffin deleted deleted



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MPsniper - January 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 1:07 pm
Fearless Leader Aka Tuby .


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CHOICES - The hardest decisions are not matters of life and death, but of opinion. Thankfully, this one is easy. Mmmmm.......Cake-pie

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pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:37 pm
5L's, fucking typo
pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:37 pm
The cake is a pie. 4L's
crankyhead - October 17, 2010, 4:35 pm
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm
who cut the crusts off a PB&J?
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:21 pm

is it just me or does this cake/pie have chompers smile?
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I'd hit it.
Cubbybear - October 16, 2010, 11:19 pm
I want the recipe...5/5
Chompers - October 16, 2010, 11:14 pm
Will be served at moticon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 11:13 pm
I like it! 5L

URINAL CAKES - Now Available In Chocolate Lactose Free

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Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:29 am

coffee sprayed....5L's...nuff said.

CAKE - I great way to say, what you need to say.

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Rating: 3.58/5

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SHAME - No, you should not have done *that* for a Klondike bar

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Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:26 am
Tsk, tsk...what a waste of sodomy...

THEIR WIRELESS - It's not all he's jacking

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zack_L - June 9, 2009, 2:02 pm
put a password on it ya stupid bitches
BANJAXED - August 11, 2008, 6:38 pm
LMFAO.....i guess not

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX - Stop Deceiving These People

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Rating: 2.56/5

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Fatty - December 23, 2008, 11:43 am
By chance did you get inspiration for this from a Zach Galifianakis bit?

THE CAKE - it's a lie

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JANGO FETT - He gives head to Jedi

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poope - October 30, 2008, 11:13 am
And you are a faggot for posting this

Funnel Cakes -

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Pikeman - May 25, 2013, 12:32 am
After they have done it a couple hundred time taking 30 minutes means they were toasted when they did it.
5150monkeylove - May 23, 2013, 4:24 pm
The one reason I refuse to ride carnival rides. I have seen those critters setting them up. Sorry, but the "zipper" should take more than 30 minutes to construct.


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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:09 pm
Claire - September 22, 2010, 10:22 pm
Deep. 5L

Counting Calories -

PANCAKES - It's street for crack.

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Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2013, 10:15 am
A blast from the past? Welcome to the mellow-moti generation, frenchie. Man, the early mods put you through some shyt. I can’t vote on this one, because I don’t understand it, but do like some of your earlier stuff.


THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."


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rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:06 pm

as long as it isn't anytime soon.....enjoying her growing up but still by baby
GySgt1811 - September 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
Been there, done that. But it works out. You get a granddaughter. (Wait. Then the whole thing starts over again. ...Oh crap; belt fed, crew served for me!)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:00 pm

sawed off....after she is married she can choose her course.
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry had to. I will get you some extra ammo? You gonna use the sawed off or the pistol?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:02 pm
So, that's how the whole immaculate thing happens?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:45 pm

to think I was just starting to like you.....now you have to remind me of that problem.....lurking.....Ma, git tha gun
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:35 pm
Bout the time you start to worry that a boy is hiding under her bed
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:20 pm

There are days I am happy my daughter is able to care for herself, then I wonder when she won't want me to tuck her in anymore...
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
Tell me about it, my boy started school two weeks ago and man i can only ask where the time has gone.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

I remember those days...they pass way to fast for my liking
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:34 am
Thanks buddy, i thought of it while playing paddy cake with the lil princess this morning.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am

sick, twisted and I like

PANCAKES! - Who doesn't love them?

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boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:41 am
nom nom nom nom
LD0ne - September 10, 2009, 4:34 pm
mmmm pancakes....

ADD COMMENT RANT - Yes the original sucked balls. Do not create another sucky motifake to discuss it. We have a comments section for that.

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Rating: 3.19/5

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Ben Dover - August 26, 2008, 1:08 pm
What the hell?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 19, 2008, 11:32 pm
I think aPauling has just become Darth Vader.
Fatty - August 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Good job, let's vote this to the top.
Shtoink - August 19, 2008, 1:43 am
but if you TRUELY want them to pay attention you need to make it NSFW
aPauling - August 18, 2008, 11:07 am
I realize that I become that which I hate, but the only way these people would see it is if I fought fire with fire.
RII - August 18, 2008, 10:53 am
Seven stars, four for the message and three for the irony.


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Rating: 3.07/5

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SORRY? - say it with cake.

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TigerKid - February 14, 2009, 12:31 am
Heh... hehhhaha... HAHAHAH... [email protected]!!!!1!1!!
Andre - May 4, 2008, 2:44 pm
I think a craply made cake says it from the heart
Sean - May 1, 2008, 11:47 am
Nicely done.